About Me

I Love Narcissism

Je m’appelle Joanna, j’habite dans la sud-ouest de l’angleterre et je ne parle pas français. I don’t really know what people want to ever know about whoever writes this shit, but here’s some stuff to keep you occupied.

• Politically left-centre on a good day, right-centre on a bad day.
• Free Gary McKinnon, Pro-Choice, File Sharing is Caring, Legalise Cannabis and the like.
• Studying A-Levels in Politics, Economics, Maths and English Literature.
• Applied for International Relations degrees for 2010.
• If you don’t appreciate the c-word you will hate me and I’ll drop f-bombs like there’s no tomorrow.
• My accent is supposedly “Posh Bristolian” which is pretty oxymoronic.
• Half Chinese, half English. I’ve learnt to take all comments in good stride.
• Learnt the cyrillic alphabet aged twelve but I only know a few words of Russian.
• I’m a part-time pescetarian/meat reducer. My love for salmon bagels and sashimi prevent me from vegetarianism.
• I’m slowly learning beauty is on the inside, and gender is irrelevant.
• Eurovision is my favourite day of the year but it always coincides with exam season.
• I carry two mobile phones everywhere (sometimes three) oh it’s confusing and my friends hate me for it!
• I love Apple. I am just SO elite like that.
• My parents bought me my first laptop aged six. Not surprised I am stereotyped a nerd.
• I like far too many alcoholic drinks it’s worrying.
• I decided my addiction Vogue Menthe and Vogue Bleue would be the death of me, so I stopped. I can now breathe again.
• I like music that, as I always put it, “sounds like a trainwreck bordering on the edge of insanity.”
• Basically elements of darkwave/electro-house/psytrance. She Wants Revenge Infected Mushroom, InnerPartySystem, (We Are) Performance, Rinkadink and all the stuff in between.
• I listen to awful radio pop music most of the time because the trivial lyrics relate to my trivial life.
• Started part-time employment in a social media firm aged fourteen. Including a council work permit with hourly restrictions and everything.
• I can’t wait to get out of England after university. To America, Canada or Hong Kong hopefully.
• I have a thing for very very Tory boys, even though they’re all bastards.
• Finally - Boris Johnson should be Prime Minister.